Windows XP Simulator

Devlog

• future plans
  April 25, 2026 by Blue Gamign#indev, #cool, #intense, #extremely and utterly chill, #vibing

  basically general improvements to the stuff this is still indev but i can give you a lil sneak peek new song haha: cheese we're saving le data and finally... 2 new enemies... Continue reading

  
• V2
  April 21, 2026 by Blue Gamign#silly, #evil, #devious, #DESTRICTIVE even, #destructive*, #fuck

  GET READY YOU FREAKING IDIOTS CHANGES: redid the ENTIRE main menu redid a lot of the enemy sprites ADDITIONS: added a credits menu for real added a button that takes you to my itch.io page menu music... Continue reading

  
• working on v2! gonna be a big update
  April 20, 2026 by Blue Gamign

  we're so back hahahahahahaahahhahahaaha kill me remaking the entire title menu adding a troll bossfight nobody gonna read this anyway shoes... Continue reading

  
• im running out of names for updates update (V1.4)
  March 31, 2026 by Blue Gamign#sound, #voicing

  literally just a tweak to an existing feature SINGLE CHANGE: Made the fact that the top-right number is the difficulty more clear by making it make sound and making it more reactive... Continue reading

  
• eh update (V1.3)
  March 30, 2026 by Blue Gamign#money, #musical

  just tweaked stuff a bit ADDITIONS: longer "Virus Detected" track, bringing it from 22 seconds to 1 minute 14 seconds. changed the text when killing a golden smiley to be "+1 HP" instead of just the m... Continue reading

  
• the cool update (V1.2)
  March 30, 2026 by Blue Gamign#musical

  made game protected ADDITIONS: Original tracks called MISMANAGEMENT and Virus Detected to replace the soundtrack from another game and a plain ol slow amen break respecitvely FIXES: fixed a bug where... Continue reading

  
• hell hotfix (V1.1)
  March 29, 2026 by Blue Gamign#bugfix

  so the thing works well, but the game felt a bit incomplete as of before this update ADDITIONS: golden enemy that gives you a life back style a bit of voices FIXES: fixed a bug where pressing where th... Continue reading